The Beautiful Kind

A friend of mine in the porn industry informed me that today is Porn Sunday:

Pornography is a multi billion-dollar industry that is tearing apart marriages and families everywhere you turn. This addiction is raping the minds of people all around the world…Christians, non-Christians, men, women AND children.

The facts surrounding this ugly elephant in the room will blow your mind. Join LifeChurch.tv as we partner with XXXChurch.com, the nation’s largest anti-porn ministry, for National Porn Sunday. You’ll walk away empowered with the truth necessary to battle America’s dirty little secret…pornography.

I’ll say it’s tearing families apart - women are going ballistic when they discover their man’s porn stash and out him while standing in movie theater lines waving his DVDs around (happened to a friend of mine), throw him out of the house (happened to an acquaintance of mine) or kill him (happened in Chicago a few days ago). Fuck, if your partner looked like this, wouldn’t you look at porn too? As my guy quipped, “Hell my partner looks like YOU, and I still look at porn.”

PS: How awesome is it that this organization is using the same symbol as the Republican party? Is the ugly elephant in the room your conservative, dim-witted Uncle George the bigot? Jackasses…

PS2: Psst…porn is not America’s dirty little secret, ya Christian fools - it’s kindof out there for all to see, from Maxim mag to billboard ads. And ya know what? You will never, ever, ever be able to quell humankind’s sex drive and curiosity, any more than The Beautiful Kind will be able to convince everyone that God doesn’t exist.