Female Actors Who Can Sit On My Face
Filed under: Deserving - September 27, 2007 @ 6:56 amNote: This list was hard to come up with since I gave up my guilty pleasure of reading People magazine 3 years ago.
Angelina Jolie (I know, I’m SO cliche, but I really like the mother-save-the-world side of her. Oh, and the ride rule is she has to weigh at least 125 pounds to sit on my face. None of this stick figure crap allowed.)
Jennifer Connelly (Don’t you LOVE the black hair/blue eye combo? Elvis did.)
Kate Winslet (Perhaps my physical idea? Curvy, pale, soft, strong eyebrows, sexy accent…)
Gina Gershon (Those lips could turn a gay man straight and a straight man lesbian)
Salma Hayek (Sassy little minx!)
Susan Sarandon (I’ll admit, I’m a little afraid to see Mr. Woodcock.)
Nicole Kidman (I love her in period films.)
Natalie Portman (She’s brainy and vegetarian to boot!)
Daryl Hannah (Hot environmentalist alert)
Laura Linney (Classy redhead babe)
Cameron Diaz (This beach bunny is so athletic, too bad she’s not a brilliant philanthropist as well)
Jennifer Aniston (I don’t know why.)
Keira Knightley (We all know why.)
Penelope Cruz (More hot brunette action)
Angela Bassett (She looks like a queen, and oh my god those cheekbones.)
Jodie Foster (Sexy dyke asskicker)
Gwyneth Paltrow (Yes she’s a skinny blonde with a pretentious name, but she’s also part fairy.)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (Maybe, but DEFINITELY her brother.)
Cate Blanchett (Also part fairy)
Alas, Liv Tyler, despite her movie role, is NOT part fairy.
September 27th, 2007 at 7:46 am
I agree with all of these except Nicole Kidman. I would like to see her on yesterday’s list–replacing Uma and Portia (both of whom could sit on anything of mine!)
September 28th, 2007 at 6:59 am
I strongly disagree on Penelope Cruz. She has zero talant and even less sexapile. Jennifer Aniston isn’t as hot as she used to be too.
I would include Monica Bellucci, Charlize Theron and Meg Ryan. And I don’t know if I like Angelina Jolie or Liv Tyler better - both are just plain sexy and have this pervert face.
September 28th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Right on with Susan Sarandon shes always been hot and that voice could melt anybody with a pulse. Angela Bassett just oozes sex appeal without trying and shes uber classy to boot! Thats one Queen I wouldnt mind kneeling for, amongst other things.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Might want to add a hot LPGA golfer….Natalie Gulbis maybe