I Hate Leopard Print
Filed under: Vexed - September 18, 2007 @ 8:31 amI freakin’ hate leopard print. Except, you know, on leopards.


Hideous decor. Inexcusable, really. Definitely not The Beautiful Kind.

Is this leopard, or leprosy?

Did this woman fall?

Nice spotted ball pouch.

OK this leopard cub is admittedly cute…

And I tried really hard not to like this, but it just is that it’s tongue scaldingly HOT. Hey let’s play a game - imagine your mother in this outfit. Your boss. Some fat Republican politician. The next person you see.

“Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.”
- Jeremiah 13:23
September 18th, 2007 at 9:45 am
I have a few leopard print things. I did admittedly go through the leopard print phase; but I am now entirely tired of leopard print. We all have phases of fashion, decor, et cetera.
September 18th, 2007 at 9:51 am
One time I got it up my ass that I wanted a leopard print bra and panty set. So I found this pink trimmed sheer leopard print string bikini type number and it sat around in my underwear drawer for four years. Finally I decided it didn’t even deserve to be relegated to “on the rag” wear and tossed it.
PS: Zebra stripes are also very bad.
September 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am
OK this leopard cub is admittedly cute…
Um, the kid is cross-eyed.
September 18th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I’m with you on the leopard printing… but the last chick is hot!
You know what they say… cats are made so that you can caress a tiger.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:39 am
There is no comparison between the esthetics of the back seat of Tony Montana’s caddy
and the subtle print of a see through thong.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:04 am
especially the shlong thong on that guy! woohoo!!
the first girl on the floor was pretty hot, too.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:07 am
i think it’s just the gal’s prominent cameltoe that makes her so hot.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
If you really want to raise your ire over fashion
check out the “notions” dept. of any fabric outlet.
The ‘faux’ mink fur trim is made from the pelts of not so faux companion animals
September 21st, 2007 at 8:33 pm
really great pix. you must have had fun hunting them down. and the best part is the biblical quote at the end… very appropriate.
p.s. when my daughter was in high school, i got to make her a LEOPARD prom dress… in silk. i musta been a good mom.