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Am I A Cunt?

Filed under: Deserving - August 31, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

wurtzel_bitch.jpgAre any of the following words still considered derogatory, or is this post superfluous?

We all know I’m a bitch - I can be nasty, moody and judgmental. I’m feminist but for the most part anti-feminine - I hate Kenny G, Valentine’s Day, manicures, weddings, romantic comedies, soap operas, high heels, women’s magazines, and most children.

I’m definitely a slut - “a woman with the morals of a man.” (urbandictionary.com)

I’m a nympho - a woman with a healthy sexual appetite (my definition).

I’m even a whore sometimes (giving sexual favors in exchange for remuneration). Any woman who queen-bitch.jpgallows a man to buy her drinks or dinner and then fools around with him is a whore, and hell I’ve accepted plane tickets, trips, cash…it’s cool that I like the sex, too, right?

But am I a cunt? A cunt is someone who is mean on purpose - I’m just mean for fun. Therefore, I am not a cunt.

Ah well, 4 out of 5 ain’t bad for The Beautiful Kind.

6 Comments to “Am I A Cunt?”

  1. Al Sensu Says:

    You HAVE one, you AREN’T one.

  2. moonbeam Says:

    isn’t being mean for fun the same as being mean on purpose?? maybe you’re 5 for 5 after all :-/

  3. moonbeam Says:

    not that i want you to be.

  4. William Says:

    I don’t know…like I said outside the coffee house…I didn’t even think you were bitchy.

  5. Mon-Mon Says:

    I think moonbeam has a point…

  6. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    Since this blog is matriarchal, I’m gonna have to go with the ladies on this one.

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