The Beautiful Kind

Me: What do you fantasize about when we’re having sex?
Him: (caught off guard) Oh, I dunno. Someone watching us go at it? Two girls at once? But don’t worry - you’re in almost all my fantasies.
Me: (gives an obnoxious sideways smirk)
Him: What? I’m not in your fantasies?
Me: Oh, you’re in some of them, but for the most part, no.
Him: (looks puzzled and slightly hurt)
Me: Come on, I have such a high threshhold when it comes to sexual arousal that I have to throw dogs and dirty uncles in there. You’re not disgusting enough.
Him: (considers this) In your fantasy can I at least pop my head in the door and wave?
Me: Ha! Look, I’ll have you ravish one of your students, OK?
Him: Oh good…But I’d like you to be there, too.
Me: Fine, I’ll help.
Him: Perfect!