The Beautiful Kind

I toured Houmas House Plantation near Baton Rouge, Louisiana recently. Jebus, that place is creepy. Not only was Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte filmed there, but the current owner staged a grand opening of the mansion four years ago by holding a dog wedding out on the front porch. A designer fashioned a dress and tuxedo for the exotic Lab-type pooches, seen here during happier times:

Princess Grace, the bride, was hanging around the gift shop at the time of my visit looking very depressed. The poor girl had recently been bred and had her puppies taken from her and sold, hence the hangdog look and distended nipples:

And speaking of gift shop, check out what they were selling amongst the folk art priced at $1500 a pop - does this shit not completely creep you out?!: