Shopping
Filed under: Vexed - August 2, 2007 @ 7:28 amScene: Department store, shopping for him, as he lacks fashion sense
Me (standing right next to him): No Hawaiian or Polo shirts for you, mister. The wifebeater shirts are over here.
Him: (ignores me)
We walk up to the front of the store.
Him: Oh yeah, I need more wifebeaters.
Me: I TOLD you where they were!
Him: You did?
Me: Yes, I was standing right next to you, and you ignored me!
Him (sheepish): I’m sorry. You’re with a drummer, hon. It’s a noisy job.
Me: Is that why you’re always smacking me on the ass?
(Or maybe it’s because of the wifebeaters…)
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
I love the actual conversations!