Shopping
Filed under: Eros - July 26, 2007 @ 5:21 am
Me: We need a toothbrush, packing tape, and enemas.
Him: I know why we need the toothbrush and packing tape, but what’s with the enemas?
Me: Well, you said you wanted to start experimenting with the butt plugs soon, and I want to be prepared. (This said right before turning the corner and bearing down on an old lady selecting denture cleaner.)
Him: Well, then.
Me: Fucking me with a butt plug in will be a very different sensation - we should both try it. (hopefully out of ear shot from the old lady)
Him: (speechless - I think he’s thinking “What have I gotten myself into?!”)
Me: Look, we’ve found the toothbrush and tape. We have a lot on our plate right now - do you mind if we table the anal play until next month?
Him: Works for me.
(Note: You shouldn’t use the solution that comes with the enema - it has chemicals you don’t need. Replacing it with warm water will do you just fine.)
July 26th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I reckon the old lady was thinking, “Thank heavens, I’m not alone! Other people shove stuff up their bums with their boyfriend too! I used to sell a LOT of butt plugs to giggling elderly couples.
NB: Warm water with a little bit of salt mixed in to make it a gentle saline solution is good too! Tap water alone can be a bit harsh on the inside of sensitive botties. Ones that are going to get cocks and plugs pushed up them.
Really, though, does one need an enema? Healthy bowel movements usually don’t leave anything behind.
July 26th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Packing tape?
July 27th, 2007 at 5:03 am
Manj, that’s what my guy said too - do you NEED an enema for anal play? No, especially if you have a healthy diet with plenty of fiber. I just thought it would be fun to try after reading a book on anal sex.
lolita, um, I’m moving, yes, that’s right. Ha. Stay tuned for more on THAT funny business.
July 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
We attempted anal last night.
Every time I do it, the memory of how much I don’t like it comes rushing back to me. It doesn’t hurt, but it feels like I’m pooping and it freaks me out. I need to get drunk for this.