Grounds For Divorce
Filed under: Vexed - July 25, 2007 @ 4:07 amHeads up: This is the right way to load toilet paper:
The #2 good reason for a divorce - loading the toilet paper the wrong way. “Under loaders” = underhanded, backwards thinkers
(Hm, that would make a good study - find out how the majority of Republicans and Democrats load their TP)
The #1 good reason for divorce - failing to replace it at all.
July 25th, 2007 at 4:42 am
Couldn’t agree more. If they load it on at all that is.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:25 am
ugh - my boyfriend is a consistent under-loader. he always tells me i’m crazy and i’m the only one who even thinks about it. i’m totally showing him this
thank, tbk
July 25th, 2007 at 8:41 am
Divorce? If that’s all a guy does wrong, I’d love him forever!
Let’s see — how about lying compulsively, acting needy, following me from room to room, vacuuming obsessively seven times a day, talking nonstop and waving his arms like a windmill, calling me at work five times to use me as a phone directory, buying three pairs of shoes weekly and then yelling at the company rep in order to return them, getting up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday, having am IQ of 80, insisting on explaining to me how a car engine works, telling the same dumb stories over and over again, writing me 13-page letters full of bad grammar, throwing unreasonable fits, having mood swings, giving me stupid breastfeeding advice, disappearing when I actually need help, discussing my relationship with my mother, suggesting there’s something wrong with my sexuality … Ha! This is what I call grounds for divorce.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:02 am
tbk, yes, overhanded is the proper way
lolita- hmm, i don’t know, maybe you should give him another chance
July 26th, 2007 at 10:28 am
I used to be an overhand zealot until I got cats. The cats will unwind the whole roll if it’s loaded overhand. If it’s loaded underhand they’ll just spin it around and maybe claw it up a little. They get bored and leave long before the roll is damaged. I suspect small children will unroll an overhander as well.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:07 am
Shit. I think my cat is reading my blog. This morning he unwound the TP roll. Thanks a lot, jack.
(And I speak for many women when I say that I get immediately impressed with a man when I find out he has cats or is vegetarian.)
July 27th, 2007 at 5:44 am
I believe the CORRECT way is in fact UNDER. Pfft.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
He’s in ur bathroom spinnin ur roll!!1
I was a vegetarian for years but I fell off the wagon for Sushi. If I were Jewish I think I’d still qualify as a vegetarian.