No WONDER I Notice The Shag Carpet
Filed under: Eros - July 24, 2007 @ 5:11 amA study conducted recently revealed three interesting sexual behaviors of men and women:
1. When a man is presented with a picture of a naked woman, he focuses on her face first.
2. Women stare longer at heterosexual sex than men do.
3. Women who are on the pill tend to focus on the decor surrounding the copulating couple.
From the article:
Men went straight to the face and lingered awhile, but most of the women were more interested in the sexual activity. How much so depended on whether they were taking hormone-filled birth control pills.
Those who were, Wallen said, were interested in the overall view of the photos and “background” items like jewelry, but women not on the pill were more interested in areas normally covered by clothing.
I’m on the pill, and always notice the pile of laundry behind the posing pervert, or the stupid baseball cap or mom’s frilly curtains in the background. But doesn’t everyone? I mean, I’ve seen a porno that had five lava lamps sitting on the bedside table, which totally distracted me from the anal sex that was going on. Or take this picture:
When you see this pic, what is the first thing you notice?
a. the woman’s face (does that count as an Elvis sneer?)
b. the touching genitals
c. the garish motel bedspread, the guy’s chain, and his bad bleach job?
PS: This is the first dirty pic I’ve posted on my site. I allowed it for educational purposes, plus the guy’s pink worm is so slight and inoffensive.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:00 am
a. that bad bedspread
b. her face
c. can that little thing really be called a penis?
July 24th, 2007 at 8:03 am
Both sexes are going to look at the face for sexual response. If women look to the cock to measure arousal status then men should check out the nipples and chest flushing.
The difference in women on the pill may be more due to different sexual experience than hormonal. Those not on the pill may have been sexual novices and curiousity was what drew their attention to the sexual activity. The pill popping porn pros have been there done that and it is ennui that causes the wandering.
July 24th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I’ve been on the pill since I was 17 (for medical reasons, unfortunately, not because I’m a porn pro), and I always notice people’s bodies first. Not so much the genitals but the overall look — do they appear healthy, clean, attractive, etc. In this picture, the first thing that annoyed me was the guy’s bad bleach job. Second, I saw that the woman is beautiful. Third, I noticed the crazy-colored bed spread.
July 24th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
First I noticed the dumb expression on the woman’s face. Then the ugly lamp and then his stupid chain necklace.
July 24th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
#1. I noticed that his penis was, in fact, in her ass.
#2. I noticed the freakishly tacky bedspread.
#3. I noticed his ugly face and sickly white hair.
July 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
1) Looked at his horrid red face.
2) Looked at his horrid red face again in a double-take of disgust.
3) Grudgingly acknowledged the bedspread.
4) Giggled at his tiny thin pink penis.
5) Thought, “what the fuck’s wrong with that lamp.”
6) Looked at her stupid false arousal face and wondered at the same time where her legs went,
7) Looked at his nasty chain and again at his horrid red face, then cringed at bad bleach job and hoped these two never actually conceive.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
SEE! moonbeam is totally not on the pill!
And let this picture be a lesson to you all: As soon as you enter your motel room, IMMEDIATELY remove the bedspread from the bed. You can imagine how many porn stars and horny illicit couples have copulated thoughtlessly on the cheap fabric. I’m pretty sure the virgin Mary got pregnant from lying around on a motel bedspread. Barns are much safer bets (since donkey semen won’t impregnate.)
July 24th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I noticed the chick’s face first.
July 25th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
The aliteration of “porn pro” referred to the birth control group having previous porn viewing experiences not that they were porn stars
July 26th, 2007 at 10:32 am
When you enter a hotel room, use the bedspread to wrap up the phone an TV remote and toss the whole bundle into the corner.