Uma Thurman Is On My Shit List
Filed under: Vexed - July 19, 2007 @ 8:31 am
I was trapped in unfavorable circumstances the other night and was made to watch most of the movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Within two minutes it reminded me why mainstream movies SUCK SO BAD.
At first I thought it was for kids, but when the two main characters started fucking in the air, I realized it must be geared towards teenage boys. Is Weird Science a better movie along this line, or is my memory warped?
I am just about sick of the stereotype that brown hair and glasses = unattractive geek and that blonde hair = instant goddess. While I’m at it, I’m sick of women who bleach their hair until it’s yellow or it looks like the top of their head is disappearing.
Anyway, Uma Thurman should be horsewhipped.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:14 am
But you have to admit she has an amazing body and always plays strong-woman roles. Every time I see an Uma Thurman movie (I love “Vatel” and “Kill Bill”), I get inspired to build lean muscle. I have no doubt there are stupid teenage scenes in “My Super-Ex Girlfriend,” but doesn’t she essentially kick the balls of her ex? I’d love to do that to my ex-husband … mmm, let’s see, who else? Maybe that stupid jerk who once chose a fat ditz over me…
July 19th, 2007 at 9:52 am
I couldn’t agree more with TBK. When “Kill Bill” was out everybody was like “oh, just look how hot she is!”. She’s not hot! She’s not that good actress either. I can’t see nothing in her that can amuse me in any way.
Horsewhipped? She does look a lil’ bit like a horse
July 20th, 2007 at 7:42 am
Oh I’m glad to admit Uma has an amazing body. I also have chatted with one of her recent co-stars, and got him to admit (he’s a nice guy) she’s a snotty bitch in real life.
And yeah I had a stupid jerk who dumped me for a codependent oddly shaped ditz too! Obviously I wasn’t needy enough for him…
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:31 am
I like mainstream movies and I wouldn’t watch this. I have HBO free for awhile and Tivo. So I could’ve saved it, and watched it at my leisure for free, and I still couldn’t be bothered.
I love that to the right, you have all these lingerie clad, sexy pics, then randomly someone’s sorority portrait with the black wrap and pearls.