Do Weddings Make Me Horny?
Filed under: Eros - July 18, 2007 @ 11:20 am
Do cheesy cliches get me hot? Was it all my squirming in my seat watching friends and family cry over highly personal feelings in public that made my crotch tingle? Was it the outdoor wedding in the rain that got me wet? I suppose a contributing factor was the potent green Brazilian cocktail with a name I can’t pronounce even when sober…
Regardless, my man and I left the celebration for a little of our own. As soon as we got in the door, we were yanking at each other’s clothes in the kitchen. I pulled the tie off his neck, even though it was the first time I’ve ever seen him wear one and it was rather sexy. (Ha ha to all you guys - why would you invent and perpetuate such a stupid accessory? Too bad for you it’s a turn on for women to have something to drag the guy around by) And ooh I just loove button down shirts…
We made it back to the bedroom for some hot mutual masturbation - me curled around his crotch so I could get a good view. Moments after he came before my eyes (thankfully not in them, ouch) I worked my g-spot into a frenzy and gushed all over the bed. I hadn’t done that in a long time, and it felt amazing, intense, liberating. I was so pleased that I was able to be that relaxed in his presence to really let loose. I love how it smells, brought my fingers to my nose to inhale the clean scent, then to his. “Smell this,” I commanded. It was new to him. “Feel this!” I crowed proudly, dragging his hand through the large wet spot.
I now pronounce us happy and satisfied.
- The Beautiful Kind
July 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
It’s funny you say that about the ties. One of the best nights of passion/sex with my ex was the 1st time we got all dressed up for a night out on the town. After we left the show, got some drinks, we headed back to our vehicle in the parking garage. We couldn’t leave ’cause of the backed up traffic exiting, so we decided to do what came natural. She “discovered” the power of grabbing hold of my tie to pull me in closer whenever she wanted. After that, any excuse for me to wear a tie, she was all for it…and so was I.