How I Spent The 4th Of July
Filed under: Vexed - July 7, 2007 @ 5:04 am
1.In Indiana, a state even more red than my usual hang out, Missouri. The name Indiana means “land of the Indians,” but there are less than 8000 Indians living in the state. Also they do this weird thing here where they race cars around a track really fast, and they put their pizzas in bags instead of boxes. Plus Michael Jackson was born here.
2. I attended a white trash picnic with NO BEER. 
3. Watching painfully patriotic fireworks surrounded by a sea of DUDES and Thick People (note: I have no problem with fat people who are vegetarian, but I’m automatically disgusted at the thought of a fat person wearing a bib, eating a big slab of ribs. Come to think of it, a thin person eating ribs is gross, too.)
4. Staying in a room infested with 34 clowns - sad ones, jolly ones, crocheted, knitted, latch hooked, embroidered, stuffed, painted-by-numbers, even a goddamn clown flyswatter!! All of them staring at me and doing ghastly things like evil giggling and somersaults while I’m asleep.
Why oh why are sock monkeys irresistible, but clowns are so damn creepy?!
- The Beautiful Kind 
July 7th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Oh hey, now that you mention fat, there is such a thing as fat fetish. I totally don’t get it. How can one be attracted to this: http://www.sunny-photos.com/fat-tits-belly/fatall30.html?
July 7th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Well. Considering that the LARGE majority of americans ARE fat, it’s a good thing there’s somewhat of a demand for it! HaHa!! How do you like those douchebag beer-bellied red-necks on Jerry Springer who constantly abuse their wives for being fat? Hypocrites!