Fetish Delight
Filed under: Eros - July 5, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
So I’ve heard through the grapevine that there’s a guy who is a legend among the prostitution community in St. Louis. They call him “Soapy.” Soapy can only get off when he’s marched into the bathroom and has his mouth washed out with soap.
Wouldn’t you just looove to know how that developed?!
Which makes me daydream about other weird fetishes. We all know about men who have a smoking fetish, or are into balloons (two camps on that one: the ones who like the act of blowing up the balloons, and the ones who like the act of popping them), but have you ever heard of men who get off on women chewing gum and blowing bubbles?
A friend told me he has a female friend who has a paypal racket set up for men who want to buy her stinky shoes, so every weekend she makes her rounds to the local thrift store to pick up pairs of used shoes to sell to them for much more than she paid for them. HA!
What’s the strangest fetish you can think of? Ooh ooh, here’s one - how about a “Mr. Bunny” - a guy who goes around paying women to stick carrots in their vagina so he can eat them out?
And here’s a real one I read in a sex essay: A man would hire two women to watch him tread in waist high water wearing high heels, and got off on the women throwing oranges at his buttocks.
OK, now it’s your turn.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Well I guess this doesn’t really count since it was a prank, but there is this great clip of a phone sex operator that does an amazing job “helping” this guy who is into Clippy, the paperclip from Microsoft word. Check it out.
http://phonesexpranks.com/
July 5th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
When i was in the Air Force, there was a guy that would go the the bathroom (latrine) in the barracks and wait for other guys to use the stall next to him to jerk off. Not sure if he was just into guys or if it was specifically related to them using the toilets…..
July 5th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Well, I can’t be sure if this one’s true…but I’ve heard that some men have a thing for FEET!!! Ewwwww!!!!
July 6th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Moonbeam, dear, I can’t resist getting nerdy on this topic. A foot fetish has such a strong biological basis that it would be unfair to judge people for it. The area of the cortex responsive to the feet is right next to the one for the genitals. Some people with amputated feet feel a phantom limb when they get horny. According to my textbook, “one in fact reported feeling orgasm not only in the genitals but also in the phantom foot.”
I’m guessing even people whose feet aren’t amputated can associate feeling in that area with sexuality. Historically, in many parts of the world women have shown submission to a man by washing his feet. So, if someone learns to associate feet with pleasure, he/she would also have interest in the feet of other people…
July 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I totally get the foot thing, especially nicely manicured and painted toe nails and a sexy pair of heels or boots! Mmmmmm, love it!
July 7th, 2007 at 7:33 am
I knew a woman in Saudi Arabia who told me that she preferred having her toes sucked to someone performing oral sex on her??? She seemed sincere, unfortunately, I never got a chance to test her opinions on the matter
July 7th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Speaking about feet and pleasure, here’s a beautiful sort of Kama Sutra pose.
http://www.partneryoga.org/images/feet.jpg
July 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Let us not forget the cruel custom of chinese foot binding a close cousin of stilletos. A kink we can relate to is a fetish one we have no interest in is a perversion.
Your sock monkey and dead things can be both an erotic fetish and a ‘fetish’ in the anthropological and religious sense.
July 7th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Would this be a good time to point out my sarcasm? Hehe…yes, I am well aware that men have foot fetishes, and I have no problem with it, really.
I actually love to have my feet held and lotioned. AND one of the nicest things a guy could do for me is to take my shoes and socks off after a long hard day…ahhh just makes me happy thinking about it…