The Joke Is On Me
Filed under: Eros - July 3, 2007 @ 7:41 amI like to masturbate while wearing my new jester-style fair trade wool hat from Ecuador:
I’ll lie back with my Hitachi Magic Wand and diddle myself, the hat pulled over my eyes, smelling all organic. I’ll imagine a super hot chick spreading her ass cheeks to a man, telling him to eat her ass. His nose will be buried in her crack, his mouth and tongue pleasuring her tight, sensitive hole.
Then she’ll ask him to fuck her ass, and lube him up and slowly guide him in. It’s when he’s balls deep inside her and about to erupt when I explode myself, gasping and moaning, and in an instant I realize I’m wearing the dorky hat and I start cracking up, my orgasm dissolving into giggles. Fun!
July 3rd, 2007 at 8:01 am
Hitachi only the finest in masturbatory products for TBK!!!!
July 3rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
My new masturbatory fantasy is seeing you with that triple phallic hat pulled over your face and watching you work it.
Panty Parade indeed.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Bravo! You know, I WAS a frat boy at Mizzou.