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Filed under: Book Slut - July 2, 2007 @ 5:58 amKeep books on feminism in your bedroom. First of all, it’s very sexy to have books in the bedroom. But if you have books like this and you and your date are lounging around and she starts perusing your shelf, she will get hot and want to fuck you in an egalitarian (or not so!) fashion.
PS: It helps to have actually read the books.
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Woo hoo! YESSS!
Other things that help:
a) Write poetry (preferably not crap).
b) Write music or at least play it.
c) Discuss religion, politics and world events in a deeply passionate and informed manner.
d) Have a PhD in something.
e) Get published in the New Yorker.
f) All of the above.
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
I think we just figured out my problem. Thanks for the help. I need to replace that big tv in my bedroom with books that AREN’T about golf, right?
July 4th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Does this count?
http://jessemoya.com/pics/04-07-07_123.jpg
(and yes, I have all the books that go along with it…)