The Beautiful Kind

My beau recently left for a trip to Mexico, and was told by the friend he went with to pack “sunscreen, a camera, and condoms.”

I said, “Ooh what does he have in mind?” and my beau pretended not to know.

Anyway, it reminded me of the time I went to a Mexican whorehouse.

I went with my future husband (now ex-husband.) We had shared a couple fantastic 3some/4somes stateside, so we thought while we were down in Cancun we would try for another one, and why not pay for the experience?

The cab driver who took us was very intrigued that a couple wanted to go, and asked us a lot of questions. We got to the whorehouse, which was a lot like a seedy strip club, and were nervous as hell. The cab driver acted as our interpreter, and we interviewed several prostitutes in order to find one who would be down with getting with us both. Apparently it’s a big taboo for women to get with women in Mexico, and none of the attractive women were willing to do it. There were several horse-faced, misshapen, ugly women who were more than willing to do whatever we had in mind, though.

We finally settled with a beautiful woman who said I could be in the room and watch her have sex with my guy, but I wasn’t allowed to participate. At this point, we should have left, but we felt we came so far, we decided to go through with it. BIG MISTAKE. We were young and inexperienced, and weren’t ready for what we signed up for, which included exploiting women and feeling creepy about it.

She led us to this courtyard that had hotel-like rooms. I sat in a chair with my arms crossed as he went through the motions with her, trying to communicate that he wanted her to suck his dick, and her acting like she didn’t understand. She was gorgeous, but was not into it at ALL, acted like a glass faced doll. As soon as he came, she jumped up and scrubbed herself in the shower. I felt like doing the same thing, as did he. The experience cured me of kink for about five years.

Meanwhile, I’ll bet my beau is getting one hell of a sunburn right about now.