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Vegetarian Humor.

Filed under: Deserving - June 17, 2007 @ 2:58 am

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3 Comments to “Vegetarian Humor.”

  1. lolita Says:
    June 17th, 2007 at 7:14 am

    Since you guys are not a very religious crowd, I’ll share my favorite veggie joke from high school. Recall that in my home country atheism used to be the only politically correct viewpoint. Hence, dirty jokes involving priests and nuns abound.

    Nuns at a monastery gather for their daily briefing with the den mother.
    “I have good and bad news for you, my dear children,” she says. “Which should I start with?”
    “The good news, mother,” murmur the nuns.
    “Well, okay, we’re going to have cucumbers for dinner.”
    The nuns scream in joy.
    “Woo hoo! Yeah! Finally!”
    “Well, but the bad news is that they are already sliced.”

  2. Phoenix Says:
    June 17th, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Ha! This is supa cute! :-)

  3. Zed Says:
    June 17th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    Lolita,

    Got any more jokes?,

    Z

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