My Mom’s Exercise Routine
Filed under: Fambly - June 15, 2007 @ 3:52 am
My mom said to me,
“Everyone says I’m fat and should exercise, but I don’t want to go to one of those hideous gym things, so I thought I’d go to Bellfontaine Cemetery and walk around there, it’s much nicer.
But I drove up north and got lost, so I got out of the car and asked a couple of
black guys with crack in their eyes
for directions.”
“What? How did you know they were on crack?”
“Oh, it was very obvious, they had their malt liquor and everything. Anyway, they were very nice.”
“So did you ever get to the cemetery for your workout?”
“No, I gave up and ate fried chicken instead.”
June 15th, 2007 at 6:22 am
That’s awesome. I love a mom’s honesty. Straightforward and to the point.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:06 am
your mom sounds a lot like my mom