The Beautiful Kind

Here are some of the things that have taken place at The Colony:

1. A woman flopped down on the mattress at the front of the couples only theater and invited every man in the room up for a go at her (wasn’t me!)

2. Two men sat on a couch as their wives knelt, blowing them. After a time, the women switched places, and blew the other guy. I remember thinking how crazywild that was. Ah, to be young and naive…

3. A man had sex doggy style with a girl friend as two other female friends cheered him on and bossed him at close range: “C’mon man, give it ALL! Don’t hold back, that’s yo’ friend. Don’t shortchange yo’ friend!”

4. Two sexy young women put on a show on the gynecologist table in the middle of the dance floor. It was great until some creepwad came up and copped a feel without permission. That was the end of that.

5. A well-dressed couple entered the dance floor room and took a table by the dance floor. The woman situated herself on the rickety table so that her ass was exposed to the man. He then proceeded to paddle the shit out of her in front of the audience. After they were done, they arranged themselves and left.

6. A man was shackled to the dance floor and got walloped by two women. The crowd cheered.

7. A man had sex with a large prostitute in the couples only room. He finished doggy style, silent and determined, the only sound the thwack of their flesh colliding rhythmically. After he came, he pulled up his pants and walked out. She passed out on the filthy couch, resting up between tricks.

8. A granny in a turquoise Hawaiian print dress, grey bubble cut and glasses got gang banged on a table by the dance floor. She hiked her dress up around her hips and four guys stood in line for a turn. Her husband looked on approvingly.

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