The Beautiful Kind

Dear Slut,
I’ve been dating an open minded woman. The other night we went over to the east side for some fun. I purchased a lap dance for both of us. She watched the exotic dancer perform for me for two songs. The stripper had to take off my belt and open my hands so she could re-position my “friend” since her act included a lot of grinding.

Then she did her routine for my date and she enjoyed it enough to let the exotic dancer kiss her all the way up her thighs and under her skirt. Needless to say, by the time we ended up at my date’s place, we were both ready to release all that built up tension!

So where are other places you would recommend I take girls who are open minded like this?
- A guy who likes fresh ground stripper on his crotch

Dear guy with the well seasoned crotch,
Well aren’t you lucky to be in the company of a date who is comfortable enough in herself and her sexuality to get freaky at the strip club. Sounds like you had the perfect strip club experience - you got to share the sexiness with someone in an open and honest way, had a lot of fun, and then actually got laid after all that public foreplay.

There’s a website called Metro Watch that features all the east side clubs. I’ve been wanting to check out the Hustler Club - I heard they have a high tech peep show where laser sensors separate the patrons from the performers, instead of glass. And Stormy Daniels (MEGA star, according to the flyer) is going to be at the Penthouse Club this week. And Roxy’s has that beloved shower set up so men can watch women get it on with each other or squirt pussy juice on the plexiglass while hanging halfway up the pole.

But as I browse this site, I can’t help but be amused at seeing photos of these seedy night joints in the harsh light of day. They look like clubhouses boys cobbled together using cardboard boxes and neon lighting from Spencer’s. Check out the Chameleon - this is more of a whorehouse than a strip club.

And if you want to have sex in public, put on a show and possibly hook up with other people, I suggest The Colony, which isn’t even on the list, since it’s an adult theater. But omigod this place is not for the squeamish, and deserves it’s own entry. To be continued in the next post.