The Beautiful Kind

I always assumed that the Girls Gone Wild series was just a bunch of drunk college girls flashing for the camera, which seemed boring and low grade to me, and I didn’t get why it was such a sensation. So when I found out a friend of mine has about thirty of these DVDs (he was on a quest to find a certain cute young squirting girl, and finally found her, praise be!) I asked to see one. He showed me “Girls Gone Wild Co-ed Sex Tryouts Vol 3″ (isn’t the word “co-ed” super outdated? Wasn’t that word invented 70-something years ago when more females started attending universities?)

I have to admit the DVD was entertaining and at times, hot. Entertaining in that you could make fun of bad tattoos and count how many times the girl being “interviewed” (cajoled to prove that she was just an ordinary girl and that her parents would flip if they knew what she was about to do) would say the word “like.” Hot in that you got to see cute young natural women play with themselves and each other. No clear acrylic monster stilettos, but bare feet instead.

There was this one objectifying scene where a girl’s genitals were pointed out as being small. The cameraman exclaimed, “That’s the smallest pussy I’ve ever seen!” and then to give the audience perspective, he put a cell phone next to it for size comparison. Having her pussy put on center stage and highlighted as being different made her feel shy, so she tried closing her legs, but they convinced her to keep it on display. It was small, and when asked, she admitted to having had sex once, and that it hurt.

One of the hottest scenes was this lesbian threesome, even though one girl had these bad hair extensions. The cutest girl in that trio was petite, blonde, and could squirt, and the two women helped her get that feat captured on camera. That was worth replaying. Is it true that these women aren’t getting paid to be filmed, that all they get is a baseball cap or t-shirt?! I could see that being the case for some random flash on the beach, but the hotel room sex scenes are hotter than most porn.