The Mother Whore Complex
Filed under: Eros - May 13, 2007 @ 5:14 am
(I know, I know, the official term is Madonna-whore complex, but that’s too bible-centric for me. Even though I like this racy image.)
There’s a mainstream movie where a married guy tells another guy he goes to a prostitute to get blow jobs. The other guys asks, “Why don’t you just have your wife do that?” And the married guy says, “Are you kidding? She kisses our kids with that mouth.”
Um, so? I could see it being weird if she just swallowed his load and then went right over and kissed the kids, with TONGUE, but give me a freakin’ break. How in the hell did the kids get there? Didn’t that dirty cock play a part?
It pisses me off when a guy has trouble getting down and dirty with his wife and/or the mother of his children. One time I was having sex with my ex-husband, and I asked him to fuck me harder. He had trouble obliging me, so I asked him again. That’s when he stopped what he was doing and said, game over, I can’t do that. How embarrassing.
But not as bad as Elvis. According to Priscilla Presley, he couldn’t bear to have sex with her after she gave birth, opting instead to have flings with childless young women (OK, maybe teenage girls).
But at least we have MILF (Moms I’d Like to Fuck) porn, which fulfills the teenage fantasy of wanting to fuck your best friend’s hot mom. Maybe the hot moms are fucking the teenage boys while their husbands are going to prostitutes. Hey, whatever works. Um, right.
As a proud and upstanding (and sometimes doggy style) MILF, I’d like to tell all the men who need this lesson that a woman can be a wonderful mother AND a total pervert. There’s a time and a place for both. So fuck me harder already.
May 13th, 2007 at 7:33 am
and with that…Happy Mother’s Day MILF
May 14th, 2007 at 10:27 am
What happened to you over your ‘break’? This post sounds angry, but I can’t figure out why. I think the movie line you quote must surely have been from a comdey, no?
Please elaborate on your feelings of angst whilst I fuck you very, very hard. *mwaaah*
May 14th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Um, the shortcomings of an ex-husband, in bed and elsewhere, seem to magnify after a baby, but they were surely there from the beginning.
Or, a nicer explanation would be that once procreation has been achieved, guys just need to go spread their seed elsewhere:)
May 14th, 2007 at 11:17 am
rtist, didja think all the posts before this one sounded sweet and happy?
Oh and I got raped by a bunch of circumsized Christian fundamentalists on my break. Very traumatic. Don’t really want to talk about it.