Introducing Ask The Slut
Filed under: Ask The Slut - May 10, 2007 @ 2:10 pmLike Dan Savage and his “Dear Faggot” column, I’m going to start posting questions I receive, paired with my questionable answers. Go ahead, Ask a Slut! ~ love [at] thebeautifulkind . com
Dear Slut,
I was reading your old posts and there was one titled “Endless Possibilities” I was intrigued by #6. Have you ever had anyone do this? Did you enjoy it? I have been looking to have a woman do this to me but it’s kinda hard to bring up on a first date - “Hey would you piss on me?” So I didn’t know if someone brought it up to you or if it was a fantasy for you too?
- P.
Dear P.,
I’ve dabbled in watersports, but not much. I think it’s fine, fun, sexy. I’ve had a couple guys wipe me and I’ve peed on a couple, and one guy wanted me to pee in his mouth. I was willing to give it a try but he chickened out, which was rather annoying, as I thoughtfully prepared that day by drinking lots of water and avoiding asparagus. It felt wasteful to just flush that “golden juice” (his words, not mine) down the toilet…
I’ll admit I’m pretty clueless when it comes to traditional dating, but I’d hazard to guess that it’s better to come right out with something like that early on than to wait a few months later to bring it up. Usually by then it’s kinda too late, you know what I mean? You’d think it’d be easier to talk about a private thing like that with someone you know even better, but instead it can be even harder. And maybe if you speak up, she’ll feel comfortable enough to tell you about her rape fantasy! GOSH just imagine that fun-filled night: “Hey I’ll piss on you if you rape me - whaddya say?”
Sounds like a bloggable evening to me…
May 11th, 2007 at 7:03 am
In the poker game of dating it may be better for the male to not overplay the kink card TOO soon. For a gal it is a winning hand. Woman pissing on “THE MAN” has a delightful ironical connotation. Since men degrade women on earth, man pissing on woman is just gauche. Besides, if it turns him on his erection automatically turns the pissing off. Evidence again that God is a woman and wants us to be happy.
I encouraged my girlfriend to piss on my leg while we were swimming in the river. She giggled like a japanese school girl and enjoyed it immensely.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:09 am
whatever happened to good ol’ pissing in the toilet or on a bush? Guess I must be showing my age….ugh.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:14 am
oh and B.O.B., let’s try and stay away from generalizations. I, as a man, do not degrade women. I do not fantasize about pissing/shitting/beating/spitting/ on them. Thanks B.O.B.