The Best Thing About Florida
Filed under: Deserving - May 9, 2007 @ 12:19 pmI don’t really like Florida very much, even though it’s shaped like a penis/gun. I gaze disdainfully at the families who are sitting around in their Disneyfied sports jerseys (G R U M P Y and D O N A L D) waiting for their departing plane with bags overflowing with Disney merchandise. I wonder what the hell they’re going to do with all that crap once they get home - display it on the mantle? You can’t escape the smoke hanging over the city from surrounding wildlife fires. But there is one thing better than cartoon theme parks, Universal Studio, and rotting orange trees.
All the LIZARDS.
If you walk down the street you’ll see little lizards skibbling across the sidewalk, darting up drainpipes, and rustling in the bushes. It’s like a god-induced plague, only a really cute one. They are so stylish, with outfits matching the leaves, the cement, the wood chips. I like the ones with the racing stripes best.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Walt is currently scooping coal into the fires of Hades…
Also…
I am moving to Blogger. If you wish me to keep a link to your Space, please advise in one of the usual manners.
The new digs are at http://strollerguy.blogspot.com or you can continue to use http://www.strollerguy.com . Both will send you to my site. My Space will be no more as soon as I can get a U-Haul out here…
May 11th, 2007 at 7:07 am
interesting that the above post should be spammed in your post on reptiles…hmmmmm….irony, catch it!