Making A Deal With The Devil
Filed under: Eros - May 4, 2007 @ 4:35 am
I’ve been thinking about getting into the webcam business. As an exhibitionist and nympho, it’s appealing to think it’s possible to lie around in bed masturbating AND getting watched AND paid for it. You can set your own hours, work from home, sounds good to me.
BUT I wasn’t sure I liked the idea of being chained to my bed. It seemed like it might be isolating and could get boring. And also possibly a sexist setup, implying that a woman’s place is in the bedroom (or is that the kitchen? Maybe I could make vegan cupcakes for a living! Whoah off subject~ back to webcam idea.)
Still, I looked into it. I mean, I already masturbate like five times a day, might as well make a career out of it, you know, do what you love and all that. A friend directed me to this professional site based out of Las Vegas you can partner with and they will host your site. All you need is a computer, high speed internet, and web cam. Got it.
But then I printed out the contract to review and sign, and it contained clauses such as
You MUST keep your panties on in Free Chat
NO pussy wedgies…
Have you EVER signed a contract that specified “NO pussy wedgies” ? Dear lord!
And get this part:
NO OBSCENITY ALLOWED. OBSCENITY INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: penetration with inappropriate objects, e.g., fists, bottles, vegetables, tools, implements (e.g., plungers, light bulbs), animals (e.g., gerbils), etc…
OK so I don’t really want to stick a toilet plunger up my cunt, but what’s so obscene about a cucumber compared to a dildo?
And what’s so obscene about a fist that it deserves bolding? Are you allowed one finger inserted? Two? Three? Four? Then oh shit it’s OBSCENE! Sheesh, no it’s not - it’s talented. I mean, come on, can you do that to yourself?
It’s true, I like the idea of people watching me get my kink on (I use the word “people” instead of “men” since maybe women spend time and money on this kind of thing - YEAH RIGHT), and I don’t mind an incest fantasy now and again, but I seriously don’t like the idea of Big Brother watching me in the bedroom. Geez, wouldn’t it be embarrassing to get busted for rubbing a stuffed animal toy on your crotch? (that’s also not allowed.)
May 4th, 2007 at 11:09 am
if you need to do a dry run i’d be willing to put up with watching…lol. Since 3 fingers consist of 60% of a fist does that mean that 3/5 gets rounded up to one and is therefore, a fist ? Ok, no more than 2.5 fingers then
i used to webcam on msn with some gals and i must say i loved the response. It was quite a thrill.
B
pussy wedgies in a contract…lol…i should try that in one of my office leases. very funny. How much is the take for doing webcam shows? lucrative?
May 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Screw Steamray. http://www.jasminlive.com/ You can do anything you want and fuck on cam if you like. And I could promote you on my sites.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
There are gonna be a lot of these kinds of services starting up in the next few months. Ustream.com is another one. The thing is a lot of these “square” services are funded with start-up money that doesn’t want to think that they are funding porn, so they’re gonna put the breaks on the kind of stuff you want to do.