True is Scary in a Different Way
Filed under: Eros - May 2, 2007 @ 5:02 am
I don’t know about you, but I’m getting sick of seeing the ads for the dating site called True. Their big selling point is that they screen for married people and felons, which I think is awesome funny - lumping the two groups together seems to put them both in the “imprisoned and bad news” category. And geez, married people need love, too!
And c’mon, what fun is it to take away the chance that you might be dating a serial killer? Where’s the adventure in that? Spoil sports. And how are you supposed to follow their motto (Live. Love. Learn.) if they officiously steer you in the right direction? Their site is chockful of dating advice and tips, movie suggestions (can you say MAINSTREAM?) - they even have a Coaching Center. OY, it’s like the Jewish Mother of dating sites.
Anyway, the models in the ads all have these radioactive creepy eyes that are unnaturally blue or green. Wouldn’t it be nice if they embraced their “True” mentality and featured a real guy who is on the site? You know, someone less alien and more human, with plain old brown eyes, a receding hairline, and a pot belly? And why does this guy have a terrycloth towel up against his face - is it supposed to make you think he just got out of the shower? Or maybe a gay bath house? GOD those eyes are creeping me out…
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Nice post. It was so funny i almost had a small milk spit.
ps. the panty parade almost made me have a small milk spit also…in a matter of speakign.
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 am
Crack me up!
OMGosh, his eyes really are radioactive-scary, and the fact that they’re trying to avert us from potentially dangerous people– that stare doesn’t help much. He looks a little possessed. He’s probably hiding a butcher knife under that terrycloth.
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:09 am
his eyes are probably actually brown..hahaha