I Obviously Lack a Sense of Humor
Filed under: Eros - April 26, 2007 @ 4:20 amSome guy(s) created this official looking article in the hope of getting more head. The premise of the article is that fellatio prevents breast cancer. I’ve had two women send it to me who thought it was legit. Just imagine how many jerks have sent this to their girlfriends.
Here is The Beautiful Kind’s study findings:
BEING A DECEPTIVE DOUCHE BAG SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES THE AMOUNT OF HEAD ONE GETS
A study conducted by Washington University in St Louis suggested that putting out phony articles that prey on gullible women and their health can not only reduce the amount of head a man gets, but may even shrink his penis down to the point where even the mere idea of putting it in a woman’s mouth will result in the woman and all her friends shrieking with laughter while clutching magnifying glasses.
April 26th, 2007 at 6:44 am
I thought fellatio was good for removing plaque…it’s like semen is the magic elixer for all of our pains. =0)
April 26th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
It’s not funny, it’s manipulative. It’s not new either. WHen I was a college freshman, back when dirt was new, that same article or one much like it was making the rounds then too …… When my roomie offered it to his girl friend, it ended the relationship
April 26th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
It’s all in good fun… and perhaps in the future we’ll discover that semen is a cancer killer… what then. All of my cancer killing self will have been wasted on a pillow… how sad and disappointing.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Well don’t take any chances - start gobbling it down!