The Beautiful Kind

The other night I had a Super Hot Date. This is what transpired:

- Had dinner at my new favorite restaurant, Meskerem.

- Went to Target and bought my date wifebeater shirts. He said he has never had one!

- Went to Walgreens to buy condoms.

- Went to the Royale and had the Boozy-Q, a dessert involving chocolate and alcohol. And drank alcohol too.

- Went back to his place and forced him to model the wifebeater shirts.

- Attempted sex but discovered we (oh fine, I) was too tired and bloated to achieve orgasm.

The only thing that would have made it better would have been if a sock monkey had been incorporated into the evening. And if I could manage to stay up past 10pm.