“Baby I’m Sooo Tired”
Filed under: Eros - April 19, 2007 @ 4:45 amHey I’m not the only one who craps out. One time I was with a guy and I went to bed at 2am, and he didn’t come crawling to bed until 5am, and at 8am I woke up horny and started sucking his cock. It woke up raging, but he was still sleepy. I kept pawing at him, to which he responded by lying on top of me in a weak effort to get into position. He’d kiss my neck and breasts for a moment, then would collapse and whine, “I’m soo tired!”
I whispered sweetly, “As soon as you fuck me you can go back to sleep.”
He haltingly proceeded with his amorous intentions, which were punctuated by whimpering and, “Baby, you know how much I love to please you, but I just can’t…”
Jesus, I haven’t heard that much whining since the time my kid didn’t get to have a playdate.
FINALLY he mustered up enough energy to fuck me hard and fierce. Then he kissed me and rolled off and groaned, “There. Now leave me alone!”
I did leave him alone after that, but he still suffered from terrible exhaustion the rest of the day. Poor baby!
My question is: Does this count as rape? Even though he was on top? Or just coercion?
April 19th, 2007 at 6:46 am
Yes, I believe you raped him. Although it would seem he didn’t much care one way or the other.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Can’t we all be so lucky?
April 19th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
The joke is that I must be a lesbian trapped in a man’s body because all I want to do is eat pussy. One late night I fell asleep between my girlfriend’s legs but continued to lick her in my sleep.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Just coercion ….. lucky dog
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:20 am
Relationships are give and take…and you should have climbed on top.
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
I showed this blog to a good friend of mine and his response was to doubt the veracity of your entire site based on the fact that this guy was too tired to fuck YOU–he specifically cited the “panty parade” as supporting evidence that this guy must be fictional.
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:05 am
I know, I know - I’m too good - or too AWFUL - to be true…
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:40 am
Do NOT underestimate the extreme pleasure of being able to sleep when you are exhausted. I’m desperately craving a nap right this minute.