Using Television as Foreplay
Filed under: Eros - April 17, 2007 @ 5:01 am
A friend of mine who dabbles in swinging noticed my anti-TV post as well as my latest mini-series on swinging.
He told me, “You know, the only time I’ve watched TV in the past 15 years was when I got on a Seinfeld kick back in college, and then about two more times after that when I met up with swinger couples.”
I said, “What do you mean? I thought you meet up with swinger couples for SEX! I mean, that’s way more primetime than American Idol, or whatever the fuck people are watching these days.”
“Yes, that was the underlying reason for me to come over, but these couples incorporated TV into their daily routine, so before we got down to business each time, we sat and watched TV for a while first. ”
He said he felt annoyed having his time wasted sitting in front of the TV, but that both times it paid off. With one couple, he got to play with the woman. And with the other couple, he got to videotape them having sex. Which no doubt they’ll be watching on TV later…
I can see it now: “Dammit honey it’s just reruns tonight! … Saay, remember that night last fall when we had that guy come over so he could film us having sex? Let’s watch that!”
