The Beautiful Kind

Did you know that the drug PCP is making a comeback? And that one of the nicknames for it is “Butt Naked”? (See, I don’t NEED a drug in order to be butt naked!)

My sexy police officer gentleman told me that many years ago, there was a skinny African American man who wandered the streets of St. Louis while under the influence of the drug, and they would often get calls regarding his misbehavior.

More than once the police would find him on Delmar, perched on a newspaper dispenser, nude, animatedly talking to Kirk Douglas on his pink princess phone. He also thought he WAS Kirk Douglas, so really he was just talking to himself.

Just the other day, my personal policeman was surprised to see “Kirk Douglas” walking down the street. He was as skinny as ever, but now he sports a big white bushy afro and beard. And clothes.