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Wifebeaters

Filed under: Eros - April 11, 2007 @ 5:54 am

wifebeater.jpgIn a previous entry I complained about how women have so many sexy lingerie options, but men only have the default boxers.

I’ve decided that the wifebeater muscle shirt is the male version of lingerie, ESPECIALLY if chest hair is peeking out. The guy wearing the shirt should be blue collar muscular, not ripped. He can get away with wearing a chain in this costume. Tattoos will work, too. If I’m having sex with a guy wearing one of these shirts, I’ll make him keep it on. It’s fun to yank on it, and twist it up around his chest so our bellies can touch.

boybeater_wifebeater_big.jpgCheck out the boybeater shirt. And check out this blog with a page devoted to wifebeaters. It’s fucking hot, but sadly most of the men are hairless.

5 Comments to “Wifebeaters”

  1. Franklin Says:

    Okay, so beside enjoying your blog and writing, one of the things that I really really love about you is that you claim to love hairy men. Thank god in this world where everyone is suppost to be as pre-pubescent looking as possible.

    I do have one important question for you though: where is hair bad? I refuse to touch my chest hair and go back and forth (depending on how my life is going) between having a beard and not, but what about back hair, etcetera. Hair or no hair?

  2. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    I’d rather a man never shave, or just shave his face every few days or so. A clean shaven face is a letdown. I like hairy arms, legs, crotch, ass, scruffy stubble (I like to feel it on my skin), sideburns, beards, eyebrows.

    Enough men feel odd about having chest hair, but they really get self-conscious about back hair, or that little patch of hair on the small of their back (I call it the “male tail” and I love it! I’ll pet it on a guy which probably annoys them cuz they don’t want to acknowledge it’s there.)

    I’ve been with men and have felt stubble on their back from shaving it, nooo! And one time I was with a guy and I put my hands on his ass and realized mid-thrust that he WAXED HIS ASS. NOOOOO!

    I make my friends with hairy chests let me take pics of them so I can…gaze fondly at them later. One time I had a Goddess Moment at a party I hosted where there happened to be FIVE hairy men present, and everyone got topless (including me) and I lounged across their laps for a photo. Ahhh…caveman, werewolf, satyr, manly man, bring it on!

    Geez I should have made this a post.

  3. Gina Says:

    I loooove wife beaters. Especially on women. Nipples poking through a white wife beater is fucking hawt. I love to wear white wifebeaters too. I feel sexier in one than anything else I own.

  4. Franklin Says:

    Thanks for the opinion Beautiful, I will follow my own proclivities and refuse to shave anything from now on.

    I am from a small town in northern Canada (a place considered far north by even most Canadians) and shaving has always seemed a little too “pretty boy” for my liking. Unfortunately these days most women run at the sight of even a little stubble and chest hair will positively makes them flee in fear. Its an aspect of modern culture I neither understand nor appreciate.

  5. Manj Says:

    It’s such a letdown when I discover a guy has removed his body hair! Hair on guys is so sexy and grrr. If I want to touch a smooth chest or face I’ll touch my own.

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