The Beautiful Kind

Remember Edgar, the whole reason I joined stupid myspace? Well last weekend I noticed his profile had gone missing. I immediately feared for his safety, and managed to track him down through Mother.

It turns out myspace deleted his account! Which is fucking ridiculous. I mean, he’s more of a person than many of those TV zombies on there! It may have been because they suspected him of terrorist activities. Or perhaps they found him too nude, those prudes.

His account is restored, though for now it is disguised with festive American cupcakes.

Though his cause was sabotaged, he is undeterred. If you are foolish enough to have a myspace account, the least you can to do to redeem yourself is join (or re-join) Edgar’s Army. He needs you now more than ever.