The Beautiful Kind

I went to the post office the other day, and asked for first class stamps. The guy behind the counter, foolishly mistaking me for some average Jane, tried to pawn off some “LOVE” stamps.

I said, “Um, those are too romantic. Do you have another kind?”

So then he had the audacity to offer me US Flag stamps!

“Those are too American,” I sneered. “Do you have anything else?”

He rummaged around and finally presented me with the Superhero stamps.

“WONDER WOMAN!” I shouted with glee. And bought them.

PS: First class stamp rates go up again 2 cents in May.

PS2: OMG Star Wars stamps coming in May as well!!! Vote for your fav design here. 47 days left to cast your vote! And you can vote daily! Of course I voted for Han Solo/Chewbacca…