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Double Dare Ya

Filed under: Eros - March 29, 2007 @ 6:05 am

Do you dare me to go in and ask if they have any Jesus porn?

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5 Comments to “Double Dare Ya”

  1. StrollerGuy Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    Yes - I do! (In fact, that looks strangely like a storefront on Henry in my own Alton.)

    After that,(if you haven’t been kicked out yet) feel free to pose one of my favourite queries: “So…if there was Adam and Eve, and Cain and Abel, who did Eve screw to ‘go forth and multiply?’ I’m guessing it wasn’t Abel…”

    Heard about your blog from the RFT. Very nice.

    If it matters, I’m a fellow vegetarian, barely hanging on to ultra-liberal Christianity…

  2. pool table Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 6:36 am

    Freak K,

    I think is very cool you found a way to express your ideas, however, I do not see the meaning of making fun of a holy place or God.

  3. The Beautiful Kind Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Fair enough. What do you suggest I ask for instead? Something involving a gory crucifixion? A mass drowning aided by God? A fiery holocaust? A father told to murder his son? A plague of boils? Wiping out an entire civilization, including pregnant women and babies? Death to those not circumsized? Eesh, I think I’ll stick to the Jesus porn…

  4. pool table Says:
    April 3rd, 2007 at 5:12 am

    K,

    Never mind you do not get it.

  5. 32DD Says:
    April 4th, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Wow, TBK, great reply. I think maybe pool table didn’t GET it.
    While you’re there I think you should ask them if they’ve got any jackhammer jesus dildos to go with your Jesus porn.

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