When Dreams Clash With Reality
Filed under: Fambly - March 21, 2007 @ 6:24 am
I told my parents about how I’m going to cash in on this site by promoting all kinds of interesting ideas. My mom immediately volunteered one of her great ideas: “I raised a lot of kids and could never find matching pairs of socks. So I just started sending them to school in cowboy boots! That way I never had to worry about matching socks.”
Then my dad said, “New cars are coming out without ashtrays. So I’m going to REINVENT bean bag ashtrays for people who still smoke.”
My mom said to him, “Raymond, I’m not saying this to be mean, but some of your ideas are stupid.”
“Well you collect camels!” he sputtered. “That’s stupid.”
“Go hump yourself,” she shot back.
March 21st, 2007 at 7:01 am
One of my life dreams is to meet your mom.
March 21st, 2007 at 9:08 am
Your Dad is my hero! What a great idea….cheesy, but brilliant. Totally cashes in on the whole ‘retro’ fad going on these days.