My Mom’s Antique Medical Instrument Collection
Filed under: Fambly, Heebie Jeebies - March 14, 2007 @ 3:12 pmHere is my mom’s medical instrument collection:
One time she tried to talk my brother into taking the speculum along on his date in case he ran out of things to talk about. You know, a good conversation piece. Or a clever thing to do instead of the usual dinner and movie - “Do you want me to check out your female reproductive parts? I’d be happy to be at your cervix.”
PS: I’m so glad speculums aren’t made of cold steel anymore. And “cold steel” reminds me of Claude Steele, a psychology professor at Stanford I have a crush on, even though he has a moustache. But gosh he’s dashing and brilliant.
March 14th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
I surely hope that is not the man. Oh dear…
March 16th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Just curious, why does your mom have a scary medical collection?
March 16th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Because she’s a morbid weirdo! And you should see what she keeps under her bed…