“This Is A Brothel, NOT A Library!”
Filed under: Book Slut - March 1, 2007 @ 5:09 am
My friend S borrowed a book from me to take on his annual pilgrimage to high scale brothels in Germany, where men from all over the world lounge about in a Greco-Roman-themed environment, with pools, saunas, masseuses, and pay for sex with exotic European, Asian, and Latin American women who are trying to escape third world living conditions.
It always amuses him when a woman walks up to him as he’s reading in the lounge, admonishing him in her native tongue, “This is a brothel, NOT a library!”
Anyway, it was a light read, so he still had time to have relations with eight of the women and is back in town and returned the book to me. So if you want a turn next to borrow a copy of Little Children that has been in a German brothel and has seen more excitement than you have, let me know. (Incidentally, this is one of the only books I know where the movie cover version is better than the original paperback version.)
