Interesting Craigslist Ad
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - March 1, 2007 @ 4:51 am
“Groom Needed for March 31 Wedding
The wedding is planned, the invitations are sent, the RSVPS are in. The fiance and I just broke up after 10 years together. I’m getting married anyway…I just need a groom.
I am attractive (if you like tall curvy women), extremely well educated, self-sufficient and have a great sense of humor. I own my own home and car and have a career I love. I keep a tidy house and am an amazing cook.
I am great at making people feel good about themselves and I have the sex drive of a teeenaged boy. Are you interested? Let me know.”
March 1st, 2007 at 12:09 pm
well lets see a picture not a discription. preferably a nude. Then we can discuss marriage.
March 1st, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Are you sure you’re Kermit the Frog? You sound more like Sexist the Pig…Have you ever noticed men are always falling all over themselves to see nude pix of women, but women aren’t as keen to see nude pix of men, unless, of course, they feel like a laugh…How about you try and be progressive, and send her a nude picture of YOU? She said she has a great sense of humor…
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:37 am
do you want a profile shot or a frontal shot?