Hacked!
Filed under: Deserving - February 28, 2007 @ 4:38 pmSo my site got hacked the other day by a pissed off ex. He still cares soo much (good or bad, doesn’t matter, he’s still obsessed!), he wiped out all my files and put this “splash page” up in its place:
Not just New York’s Cum Bucket, or North America’s Cum Bucket, but The WORLD’S Cum Bucket. (The only thing neater would be The Universe’s Cum Bucket.) Anyway, high accolades, and I’m flattered. I mean, I don’t think even Jenna Jameson can claim that title. I think I’ll add it to my email signature. And ha, a few people thought I did it myself as a publicity stunt!
Now come on. I’d think it’d be clear by now that you can’t slander me sexually. Whatever you say can only heighten my image. See, the beauty of choosing this form of celebrity as opposed to say, a politician, is that the only way someone can expose and ruin me is to tell everyone they saw me at church the other day or that I knit and do volunteer work. It won’t do them ANY good to reveal that I ran off to Mississippi when I was still married and had a spontaneous threesome in an abandoned church (so I DID go to church once!) But hey, it’ll do ME good. He would have done better to post something like
Now THAT would be embarrassing. Or
or
OR
Eek, mortifying. Or
God, the shame!
Anyway, does this mean I should avoid fucking tech savvy geeks from now on? I sure hope not.
February 28th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
The Beautiful Kind:
EATS FISH SOMETIMES!
February 28th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
The Beautiful Kind:
WATCHED AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT!
February 28th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
The Beautiful Kind:
WEARS ATHLETIC GRAY CLOTHING!
February 28th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
The Beautiful Kind:
LOOOOOOOVED THE MOVIE “HITCH”!
February 28th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
I’ve been told not to post this, but it’s my mission in life to make sure people keep a sense of humor about things.
A person cannot take
Life too seriously or
Else they’ll shit their pants over trifles, as if
X-Lax has been slipped into their food.
March 1st, 2007 at 3:21 am
The Beautiful Kind:
Abstinence Supporter
March 1st, 2007 at 12:34 pm
The Beautiful Kind:
Just Say No!
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:38 am
When I looked at it that day, it said something like, “I’m bitter”. Just wanted to let you know.
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:34 am
What a complete ass. Well, that’s an FCC violation, so you should probably have his ass arrested.
This is a fun blog I just found, and you seem like a very nice woman, so this is a real annoyance. I’ll beat him up, if you like.
Chin up!
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:42 am
Jesus I feel loved. Either that or I’m tipping well. xoxo
March 21st, 2007 at 10:51 pm
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December 21st, 2007 at 7:56 am
The Beautiful Kind:
Wears CROCS when no one is around!