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I Got BANNED

Filed under: Eros - February 27, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

1096262657566_shh2.jpgNot only did my gorgeous site get hacked, but I got kicked off the skeezy sex site I have a profile on the same day! I got the boot for sharing this blog url with people who contacted me - the site police figured I was trying to scam people for a paysite, which violated their own money making policies. Nah, I’m not making money off this shit. Yet.

And hell they should pay ME to have a profile on that site. Idjits. Getting banned from that site is almost as good as the time my credit card got flagged for fraud cuz the porn I tried to order was too hardcore for a woman. You KNOW you’re a pervert when other pervs won’t accept your business. God I love me.

4 Comments to “I Got BANNED”

  1. DH Says:

    That is precious. Something that is definitely worth retelling to your grand children.

  2. Shon Says:

    That’s pretty funny. One thing I have realized over the years is no one bans faster than a porn site. They quickly go mad with the little bit of dirty power that have.

  3. jessemoya Says:

    Congratulations! That qualifies you to be my new personal hero!

  4. Jen Says:

    ::chanting::

    MATCHING TATS! MATCHING TATS!

    I wish I had known what the fuss was about when I talked to Tattoo Boy over IM. I would’ve reamed him, too.

    matching tats = so gay, even musical theater actors are too butch for it

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