Mr. Ugly Is Missing!
Filed under: Obsessions - February 25, 2007 @ 10:59 amHere are my 230+ Pez dispensers.
Most are common, but some are rare, actual vintage pieces, or designs only available in Europe.
My second favorite one is Dumbo. He’s vintage. My first favorite is Mr. Ugly, another vintage, but guess what? He’s MISSING.
My daughter decided he was so ugly he didn’t deserve to see the light of day, so she went and hid him somewhere, and can’t remember where. I told her my life wouldn’t be complete until I found him. She said warily, “What if you never find him?”
Grrr. As tempting as it is to hide ugly things, she shouldn’t have done it! So if you’re over and see him stashed somewhere, please notify me immediately! I’m offering a handsome reward for his safe return.
February 25th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
You are fatally charming.
From your Pez collection to the Narnia-like lives your sock people live, you have such a sense of whimsy and brilliant absurdism that who wouldn’t want to lick your ass as a sign of devotion? After all, what could be higher sign of commitment? Okay, maybe you might gain more from people writing you Chaucer-esque poems or sending you locks of Christina Ricci’s hair (cut while standing in line behind her at Starbucks). But not everyone has a quill pen or a line on where Ms. Ricci is these days.
Please keep writing. You make my day.
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February 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
UGH. More ass kissing.
Where is the post about matching tats? I want to witness the controversial piece myself.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
This goes to show once again that your girl is a fucking genius.
Fuck this shit, I am reading her blog instead.
March 5th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
That Mr. Ugly…have you located him yet? He would make a nice addition to my thriving household. Mother always said she wanted someone uglier than Henrietta.
November 1st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I found Mr Ugly! That naughty girl. He’s up high on the wall where she can’t reach him…