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“I Like Me A Gangsta Bitch!”

Filed under: Vexed - February 24, 2007 @ 10:44 am

Here’s a bit of a myspace profile from some 22 yr old white guy in St Peters who tried to add me:

emineminterscope.jpgAbout me:
IM 22 YEARS OLD….I LIKE REAL PEOPLE NOTHIN FAKE UNLESS THERE TITS LOL..NAW BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND TALK TO SOME COOL PEOPLE…

Beverage (non-alc)? DP
Beverage (alc)? Jimmy
Food? vagina
Item of clothing? wife beater
Meal of the day? whenever i get to eat son
Feature on yourself? im one hot ass mother fucker!
Quality in a girl? i like me a gansta bitch!

Word! Oh, and he has all these pics of Eminem on his page. Someone’s got a crush…

2 Comments to ““I Like Me A Gangsta Bitch!””

  1. uniballer Says:

    Ahh hero worship… such a difficult thing to accomplish during hero-drought. Give him an A for effort. Who knows, this cat may be a distant cousin of the real Slim Shady. Slim Real Shady perhaps?

  2. Lucky Strike Says:

    You know any boy can’t resist “that there set of fake tits.” Who doesn’t want some gangsta-country boy in them?

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