How To Eat My Pussy
Filed under: Eros - February 23, 2007 @ 5:23 pmEarlier I posted something on how to suck dick. Since women are more complex, I won’t pretend to know exactly what they all want. But I do know what I want, so listen up! Wear that snap button shirt and take notes for our date…
1. Kiss me, pet me, stroke my hair. Work your way down the curves and valleys of my breasts, my belly, my hips, my thighs. I usually like lying on my back to receive your oral worship.
2. Kiss the inside of my thighs. Inhale my scent. Lick up and down my slit.
3. Sure, tongue fuck me and all that good stuff. Then, focus on my clit. The key is the right speed and pressure. (This usually means licking, but sucking rhythmically can be a nice change of pace.) Don’t glue your mouth to it. Back up a little to give your tongue room to dance. Pretend you’re a cat lapping cream.
4. Keep it steady, focus. If you get tired (it might take a few minutes, especially if we’re new to each other) take a breather and kiss on my thighs again, or play with some sex toys, buzzz. But get back to it when you’re ready! And feel free to ask if the 
pressure/speed is right.
5. I like it even more if you put a finger or dildo inside me while you’re lickin’. You can move it slowly inside and out, or just rest it there. The sensation of having something inside is nice enough just on it’s own. I like to feel it when my muscles contract with the orgasm.
6. You’ll know I’m getting close cuz my legs really tense up. And you’ll know when I cum cuz I’ll holler to holy hell or if we’re in church or something, I’ll just whisper to you that I’m cumming, so that you know what’s goin’ on, that you sent me over the edge, yessss!
7. You can keep it up for a bit afterwards, I don’t go instantly sensitive. And usually after I cum I’m good n’ wet, it’s my fav foreplay, and I’m ready to fuck. But first, I’ll give you a gold star.
February 24th, 2007 at 1:47 am
Nice lesson! LOL
Hello! I’m a friend of Amandine, My name is Sullivane (Sullie), I’m australian, from Perth, and this lesson interessed me!
February 24th, 2007 at 10:40 am
holy public service announcement of the year batman! that was pretty good. Very instructive. I think i have lots of gold stars already but it’s good stuff.
B
aka whitecottonboxers@hotmail.com
aka http://ten-minute-misconduct.spaces.live.com/
February 24th, 2007 at 10:40 am
i should have pasted it there….Sorry.
ps. great panties!
February 25th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Love the way you write, girl … it’s like having you whisper instructions into my ear. The part about being in church? Beautiful.
January 1st, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I have a wall full of gold stars - but a bitch wife who rolls over and goes to sleep when I’m done.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
Being taken for granted is definitely NOT sexy.
January 5th, 2008 at 7:08 am
A GOOD BLOW JOB IS 90 PER CENT OF LOVE MAKING,INTERCOURSE IS THE BIG FINISH,I HAVE NEVER MET A WOMAN WHO DOESN’T APPRECIATE ATTENTION SPENT LICKING HER FANNY.
January 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
So what are you doing Later?
January 6th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
In my experience this is good advice - although even better advice is to take this advice with a grain of salt and be attentive to the reactions of the lady. All women have their differences in how and where they like it best… Nicely written though!
January 6th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Practise, practise, practise. Then practise some more. Just - for gawd’s sake - BE CLEAN down there!
January 6th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
i thought this was about the cat!! lol
January 7th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
When you are f’ng me tongue kind e grind into me a leetel and squeeze ma head mit your thighs.
January 9th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Try this Whitecotton, have your me lick you all over and stuff, but then when things are getting warmed up, I slowly work my middle finger between your slippery lips, while flicking my tongue across your clit in differnt directions(north, south, east, west), then slowly,with the help of your sweet juices, I work my thumb into your asshole. All the while I’m still tonguing your clit and stroking your insides with my talented finger. As my thumb makes its way into your asshole, I rub together my finger and middle fingers, massaging the thin flesh in between, (I call the the Six Pack Effect). It is very, very intense, but must be done with good timeing after much arowsel ( about 15 minutes into hot streamy foreplay). I promise you,done correctly, you’ll be floppin like a fish out of water, and screaming OMFG!!!
Michael Lowe
mwlowe@ec.rr.com
January 10th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Great instructions for our men to follow. Will have this as required reading and then, doitagain.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:13 am
HipMonkey: The biggest turn off for me is someone who thinks they know it all but then goes and misspells a simple word like PRACTICE. Again, for all the guys out there, one of the sexiest things is to ask a girl how she likes it. Don’t assume you know. Some girls are super sensitive and some can take a hour or more of direct stimulation. Just ask.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:44 am
So Michael L. where do you live. California by chance?
January 12th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I live in southeast North Carolina Debbie. Sorry about my typos, but I was getting a bit excited while I was typing.
Melissa, sometimes the problem with asking is alot of girls don’t like to say what they like, it’s like they expect us to read they’re minds.
Ladies please remember, most of us guys are still dumb apes, but with some coaching we can be very pleasing.
January 12th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Eating Pussy has always been my favorite part of sex, I don’t know why, it’s a huge turn on. Licking, tasting, smelling, admiring, sucking, it’s all just so arousing, it’s no wonder so many women enjoy eating pussy as well.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:24 am
I get a goldstar and it only took me 34 years to figure all that out on my own!
January 13th, 2008 at 4:51 am
I already knew those things, I’m at par, or above anything you’ve been with.
January 13th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Well done! I was with you until the part about not being overly sensitive right away… it actually hurts me if my partner keeps it up after I cum. Just one of those variations we all have.
Melissa: Practise IS proper spelling if you’re from the UK.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Hey Melissa you dumbass, that’s the way British people spell practice.
January 21st, 2008 at 7:35 am
Wow, this is really what I love to do. Eating pussy and massaging G-Spots is what I do best. If most women could let go of the feeling they are going to pee and let the orgasm squirt out of them…then…yes, you have a messy bed but a very satisfied woman.
…and when a woman comes because I am doing what makes her feel good…then…that makes me feel good. Now we are ready to have intercourse…and more…
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Whore.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Actually, I’m not anymore. I gave up whoring last year.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I just dropped over to check the “easy bake oven” instructions, but now I want to lick you again!
July 27th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
“TOUCHE”!!!!
July 31st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Hi Honey,
Love your honesty and I’m always down for some old fashion pleasing! I love to please a women in this way and love to hear about this.
Tell me some more.(smile)
xoxo