Hot Nerd Date!
Filed under: Deserving - February 21, 2007 @ 4:39 pmThe other day I was standing in line at an Asian grocery store with a cute, brilliant young friend. Apparently I wasn’t the only person with a hankering for wasabi peas, lychees, and seaweed, since the line was looong.
All of a sudden, my friend pulled a solved Rubik’s Cube out of his coat pocket and handed it to me.
“Here. Mix it up.”
OOOH! I got right on it, giving it a good go.
I handed it back to him, and I’ll be goddamn, but he solved that fucker right there in the line in like two minutes!
“UH UH!” I freaked. I snatched it from him and mixed it up again.
“Do that again,” I ordered, shoving it back at him. … Ta da:
I never knew a Rubik’s Cube could be used as foreplay, but I got wet let me tell you.
But he really sealed the deal when he whipped up a couple designs…
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:57 am
Hi, I’m a friend of Amandine, she told me about you!
Rubik’s cube… An hellish object!!! Nervous shakedown garanteed!!!
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:18 am
At first I wondered why he had a cube in his pocket in the first place, but then I realized if I could solve those damn things, I would be bringing it up where ever I went.
“Hello officer, I didn’t realize I was speeding. Say, let me show you something. Mix this cube up.”
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Rubiks!!! what an awful things! LOL
February 22nd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Speaking of Rubik’s Cubes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB8XedMowDU
I doubt this will get you “wet” as much as it’ll just kinda disturb you.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Nice, I like the one where Michel Gondry solves the cube with his feet! Can all of the French connections be coincidental?
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I think Will Smith can do those really, really quickly; look it up on YouTube, I’m sure it was him!
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I can solve a Rubik’s cube in less than a minute and those design things at the end aren’t hard to make at all. The Rubik’s cube only took me 2 days to learn. It only looks hard.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Is that a Rubik’s Cube in your pocket or are you excited to see me?
February 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Heyyy check it out! How to solve a Rubik’s Cube in under a minute:
http://www.videojug.com/interview/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube-in-under-a-minute