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The Five Dildos You Meet In Heaven

Filed under: Eros - February 20, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

SIGH, five more beauties added to the collection. Makes it a perfect 10.

Art and penetration make for a great combination…

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4 Comments to “The Five Dildos You Meet In Heaven”

  1. Amandine Says:
    February 22nd, 2007 at 4:43 am

    Oooooooooooooooooo!!! LOL
    They seem very big… I don’t want that, I think. You use that five? In the same time? LOL!!!
    Colors are beautiful!

  2. Misterpatate Says:
    February 22nd, 2007 at 6:02 am

    Five… Big number!!! God permit that? Is a cool guy!

  3. Linda Says:
    February 22nd, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    dildos!!! you’re a good girl! LOL
    five beautifull dildos, really!

  4. J C Says:
    February 22nd, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Glass Dildos vs. Guns

    If we ever reach the point where in place of weekend gun shows we see the proliferation of sex toy shows you’ll know we have become a more enlightened society.

    Just don’t hold your breath.

    Think about it. Instead of the NRA we might have the National Sexual Enhancement Device Association (NSEDA) lobbying for our right to bear our choice of toys.

    Politicians would fall over each other eager to go on the record, stating that no device should be outlawed, even the Sybian (surely the sexual equivalent of an assault rifle).

    The car ahead might sport a bumper sticker saying “You will take my Rabbit when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.”

    Instead of displaying their vast gun collection, people would be proud to show you some of their more elaborate harnesses or butt plugs. Maybe a photo commemorating a successful “hunt” where that particular double dong you’re currently admiring saved the day.

    Think about it.

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