The Beautiful Kind

A while back, when I was under scrutiny for a custody issue with my daughter, my ex-husband’s attorney used my Amazon wish list as evidence against me. He pointed out the book about fisting on my list and asked me if I thought that was an appropriate book to have in the house with a child.

Um, hello! First of all, I didn’t even own the book, I just added it to my list impulsively, since I was so tickled that there was an entire book dedicated to the art of fisting.

Second, I’m thinking this wouldn’t be my choice for a bedtime story for her, nor would I declare it a good coffee table book.

And third, a fist in the vagina is not NEARLY as kinky as a head up there, and it was her own damn head that stretched me waay more than any fist ever would. Finally, my ex keeps guns in the house, so whaddya think is more dangerous to keep in a house with kids - guns or books? Hmm… Asshole.