Celebrity Whores
Filed under: Vexed - February 19, 2007 @ 11:48 amWhen I stand in line at the grocery store, I see all the impulse buys. I suppose those gossip rags are quite irresistible to some people.
Well. For those gullible souls, I say this: Stop caring about celebrities. They don’t care about you. Let them do what they’re getting paid to do without you obsessing over their every relationship change.
But come to think of it, notice how those wacky celebrities practice warp speed serial monogamy. There’s not much difference in my book between polyamory and fucking a bunch of people in a row with some overlap, except polyamory is a more open and direct approach, and would probably result in more lasting relationships, and less of the crash and burn approach.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
haven’t read much of your blog…but DAMN you look nice in a pair of panties. Those are nice lines….what a great tummy…
If only i could get my lips on you…on those…on that…oy vey.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:23 am
this post is so true. i hear gals complaining about celebrities behaviour etc etc, as they sit reading their US magazine, fueling the whole vicious circle of it all.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:32 am
While I do not care about celebrities, I love good gossip writing (in the same way that I love sports writing more than I love sports). I have seen some gossip columnists turn phrases so sharp that I won’t print their words for fearing that doing so would turn my mere inkjet printer into a weapon of mass destruction.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I know you enjoy it, but I get irritated when people kiss your ass. I feel like you should scorn them, just because you can, and they’ll take it.