The Ultimate Compliment
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - February 17, 2007 @ 6:50 am
I struck up a conversation with a cool guy online, and we decided to meet in real life. He showed a friend of his my blog, and do you know what his friend did? He sent Cool Guy an email with a choice selection of my posts copy and pasted in it, along with the plea, “STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL!”
Naturally Cool Guy went on a date with me anyway, and the next morning his friend frantically checked my blog for an entry about how I went out with a guy last night and chopped him up into bits. This is the ultimate compliment, a sure sign that I am conveying the proper image - that of a crazy nympho serial killer. Oh fine, I can see the crazy nympho part, but serial killer? I don’t even eat meat, unlike most of you bloodthirsty fiends.
February 18th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Sometimes it’s worth living on the edge. I had friends assure me I would get chopped up once. I didn’t, but considering everything it was worth the risk!
February 18th, 2007 at 8:39 am
I was told I might get chopped up too and then I married the girl.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Fearing you is like fearing chocolate.